Sex, Pornstars and Athletes , it just seems right!!!!

The Tiger Woods Debate- 

Sex, Pornstars and Athletes , it just seems right!!!!

So lets start this blog with one of my trademark sweeping generalizations and random observations.

The world wants to bundle sex and sports together!

We know this thru advertising, marketing and just the overwhelming desire for the Average Joe to use sports analogies to describe sex.

Further to my point ask yourself this why is sex 3^rd base? Why do men brag about bring their “A game” to the bedroom? The answer to me is reasonably clear

Its starts with demographics, who is the biggest sports watching audience…..MEN ! Now ask yourself who spends the most time thinking about sex….MEN! So that’s the first link in the chain

So moving from the intellectual realm of the connection the next thing you notice is physical, you need to be in good shape to be a great athlete and you need to be in good shape to get lots of sex. Now before you tell me that you can have the moves to pick up and be out of shape my reply to that is Brett Favre, yeah you heard me Brett Favre.

See as valid as that point is , just like there is the occasional “player” that picks up despite his physical condition ,there are some sports people who succeed despite physical weaknesses like our old ,grey, slow friend Brett Favre. But its fair to say better body means better chance

There is link number 2…….physical condition

Next comes the link more specifically to Pornstars and Athletes

If I was to tell you my job involved being fit, lots of travel, getting roughed up, people watching me perform a physical activity for their entertainment, uniforms, performance enhancing drugs, large disproportionate sums of money and a short career time span you could easily think I was an NFL player but if you look deeper I could be telling you I’m a Pornstar.

The 2 careers  involve similar skill sets, similar personality traits and similar physical and mental tools.

Derek Jeter practices swinging the bat so when everyone is watching he knows how to perform the action, Kayden Kross practices blowjobs for the same reason and they are both motor skills

Ray Lewis hits the gym so his thighs are ready to hand out a smashing when he launches at a running back, Riley Steele does squats so she can squat up and down on a guy while the camera roles and deliver her own kind of smashing.

Then we look at the mental side of the 2,what is harder hitting a tennis ball against a wall at home or serving for the match in front of 20,00 at the US Open? Obviously people watching, an audience makes you nervous, it makes you doubt your ability ,the pressure effects performance but the elite athletes overcome that cause they are wired different. They are born to perform and love the attention

Same can be said for the stars of the adult world, I mean I don’t know about you but when I take a hot chick home and we start to get dirty I always have that voice in my head saying “I hope I’m big enough, don’t go soft on me, what move am I gonna use?” now imagine a room full of people in that scenario and a camera or 3 plus the knowledge that everyone including your family could easily view this online in about 2 days time? Kinda need a similar outlook on performing in the clutch.

Now I know the counter argument is hitting a golf ball like Tiger is a skill but anyone can have sex! Well last time I checked anyone can hit a golf ball its jus the level of success that varies and the same can be said for sex, we can all do, doesn’t mean we are all good at it like Jesse Jane. The people you see on your monitor when you go to redtube are talented, they are fit and they have refined their skills but most importantly they have an athletes mindset. They can handle the audience, the moment, the pressure.

It just works, the beautiful people always end up together we know that, know body respects a gorgeous female naked body more than the athlete who knows the sacrifice it takes to get in that kind of condition. But more importantly they are drawn to the same things via their emotional makeup. They are risk takers, live for the moment spotlight hounds.

For the Pornstar the lure of a physically fit guy who is traveling from town to town and just wants a rush of adrenalin that matches the roar of 80,000 fans on a Sunday is something that the risk taking women of this industry loves.

For the athlete the chance to get their hands on a sexy body that is not scared, shy or intimidated by their status or stature and is as refined physically at what they do as he is in his profession, its just too much

One of the big mistakes about beautiful women is they love the look of bad boys, no they don’t! They love the philosophy !! Dirty hair , torn clothes, body odor is no guarantee of getting a night of pleasure from Alexis Texas , it’s the psychological makeup , not the look.

The confident , fearless , I don’t care attitude is the lure for women who care only about pleasure and guess what most athletes have buckets of that. So rather than fucking in the back of a van with Flee from Van Nyes at 2am these girls can do it in a 5 start hotel with Tiger Woods and live large.

The thing about all this is I say good on them! If a woman is hot and wants to screw her way around town why shouldn’t she? I mean who doesn’t like doing what they are good at? And as far as I’m concerned if an athlete is willing to smash himself senseless in the name of my entertainment he deserves to have a silicone starlet rub all the sore spots better.

My main problem with this relates not only to sex but to violence, drug abuse and crime amongst both these professions.

When a linebacker destroys a man for running near him he is a hero and he spends all week being told to be a mongrel but if he losses his inhibitions on Thursday night after a few beers when Bob the Dry Cleaner tells him his team sucks, then he is a monster.

For Pornstars its worse, they are judged 100% of the time. They go on camera and for the most part do things we all do and obviously entertain the majority when you look at the surveys on porn consumption and look at the money in the industry yet they are called whores and accused of corrupting society.

You cant have it both ways if you have watched porn you don’t get to judge them and if you like sport don’t hate the player for being combative ,maybe this is the final reason Pornstars and Athletes just work, they are both idolized but isolated by what they do!!!Whether its as common as i think it is or not,it should be Pornstars and Athletes ,cut from a similar cloth

The Blue Collar Aristocrat